Mistress Quickly Delivers the Message — Merry Wives II.ii
The Merry Wives of Windsor
intermediateHow to cast this scene
Draw four names from a hat. No type casting of any kind. With four Players in motion this scene is inherently comic — let that energy in. Swap roles after each read-through; give priority to Players who have not yet played Quickly or Falstaff.
Say it right
- Falstaff
- FAL-staff
- Quickly
- KWIK-lee
- Windsor
- WIN-zer
- Ford
- Ford (rhymes with lord)
Who’s who
- Mistress Quickly
- Gossipy, self-important, warm-hearted. She thrives on being the messenger — and slightly exaggerates everything.
- Falstaff
- Enormous appetite, enormous ego, enormous self-delusion. He absolutely believes the ladies are in love with him.
- Robin (Page)
- The errand boy — young, quick, watching everything, saying little.
- Ford (disguised as Brook)
- Jealous husband undercover. Paying Falstaff to pursue his own wife so he can catch her — and catch her in what, exactly?
The scene
The scene
MISTRESS QUICKLY. Marry, this is the short and the long of it: you have brought her into such a canaries as ’tis wonderful. The best courtier of them all, when the court lay at Windsor, could never have brought her to such a canary. Yet there has been knights, and lords, and gentlemen, with their coaches; I warrant you, coach after coach, letter after letter, gift after gift; smelling so sweetly, all musk; and so rushling, I warrant you, in silk and gold; and in such alligant terms; and in such wine and sugar of the best and the fairest, that would have won any woman’s heart. ….
FALSTAFF. This is well; heaven’s blessing on your sweet face! …. I love thee; help me hence. Let me see thee off.
MISTRESS QUICKLY. Will you go, Master Ford?
FORD (as BROOK). I would your worship would grant me that.
FALSTAFF. Master Brook, thou shalt know I will predominate over the peasant, and thou shalt lie with his wife. Come to me soon at night: Ford’s a knave, and I will aggravate his stile; thou, Master Brook, shalt know him for knave and cuckold. Come to me soon at night.
[Exit FALSTAFF.]
FORD. What a damn’d Epicurean rascal is this! My heart is ready to crack with impatience. Who says this is improvident jealousy? My wife hath sent to him; the hour is fix’d; the match is made. Would any man have thought this? …. God be prais’d for my jealousy! Eleven o’clock the hour; I will prevent this, detect my wife, be reveng’d on Falstaff, and laugh at Ford. ….
[Exit FORD.]
MISTRESS QUICKLY. [To ROBIN] Hark you, sirrah — carry this letter to Master Fenton; take him this quickly, lest he have too much on his plate. Make haste!
ROBIN. I will, mistress.
[Exit ROBIN.]
There’s also a raw two-person Quickly/Falstaff scene at Merry Wives II.ii → without the DT:FC wrapper — coming in a future task. Compare the two treatments.
Facilitator notes
Four-character scenes need clear spatial logic from the start. Establish where each Player lives in the space before the scene begins. Quickly should be in perpetual motion; Falstaff planted and receiving. Notice how comic timing depends on someone being still while someone else moves.
Reflect together
- What does Quickly’s energy tell us about her relationship with Falstaff?
- When does Falstaff’s self-delusion become funny rather than sad?
- How does Ford (as Brook) keep his real motive hidden — and does he?
- Notice the rhythm of Quickly’s speech. Try it faster, then slower. What changes?
- Who is actually in control of this scene?
Wrap up
Now let’s share:
Two things I liked…
One thing I wonder…